At Least Hansel and Gretel got Candy

So We've decided to start feeding rice cereal some Sally... wait... Let me start over. We've decided to start feeding rice cereal to Sally in an attempt to get her to sleep longer durring the night. She has been waking up about three times in the night lately to eat, which is bad. She used to only get up once and sometimes she would even sleep through the night. Well, no longer. She has developed quite the apatite, so we have decided to stuff her gullet with rice before we put her to bed. Tonight is the first trial run, so wish us luck.

In other news, Katie is just getting over a cold. This was not just your everyday average cold mind you; I'm pretty sure that the virus responsible for this particular cold was spawned in the nether regions of Heck (that's right; I said it) and allowed to culture in a petri dish somewhere out in the desert between Battle Mountain and Winnemucca, Nevada before it was carried by demons to Idaho where it eventually found its way into my wife's body.

Basically, Katie slept for about three days straight and when she was awake, she could only communicate to me via whisper. I'm sure that there are a lot of guys out there who would pay a substantial amount of money if it meant they didn't have to listen to their wives speak for a few days, but I'm not one of them. I actually enjoy having conversations with my wife and it got kind of lonely around here with no one to talk to.

The good news is that Katie is feeling better now and I'm as pleased as punch... er... happy as a clam... Well, let's just say that I feel good about the whole thing (Katie is not standing behind me with a rolling pin). Well I'll chat with all these fine people who like to see Sally's face later.

Love,

Martell "I'm not Joking" Strong